You Have Everything I Dislike

Wanting to write a poem but not knowing what to name it, I asked the third master, “I want to name the new book. Do you have any suggestions?”

The third master, who was listening to the song at the time, did not even bother lifting his head before saying the lyrics, “You have everything I like.”

I thought the name was not bad, but it was a bit pretentious, so I told the third master, “I want to name the title from my standpoint, not from your point of view. The subject line should be clear. When did I like you so much?!” The third master was quite aggrieved, “Oh…” and then weakly asked, “Then, do you have all the looks that I dislike?”

I rubbed my chin and thought, “That doesn’t sound bad.” Then I suddenly thought of a very serious question, “But why am I still with you when I dislike you so much?”

The third master was speechless.

Closing the computer, he came over to pat me on the head, “Don’t think about such complicated questions… Do you want to eat durian? I’ll buy it for you?” My mood suddenly changed for the better, and I exclaimed, “Eat, eat! Buy, buy, buy!”

Really, just these eight words, I can love him for another eight years. This article, also known as “I have all the looks you like.”